AUTHOR: Blair Whitman
Every Ride Isn’t Magical: 5 Disney Attractions I’d Bulldoze
Let’s cut the pixie dust: not every Disney ride is magical. Some are fine, some are dated, and some should have been sent to the great attraction graveyard years ago. I know that’s sacrilege in certain fan circles, but pretending every single ride is a core piece of Disney history is like saying every menu … Every Ride Isn’t Magical: 5 Disney Attractions I’d Bulldoze
Churros Are the Beige Sweatpants of Disney Snacks
Let’s talk about the most overrated snack in the Disney Parks: the churro. Yeah, I said it. These $6+ sugar logs have become the default treat for people who want to feel whimsical without actually tasting anything remotely interesting. It’s a glorified fried stick, dusted in cinnamon sugar and served lukewarm half the time, but … Churros Are the Beige Sweatpants of Disney Snacks
Are Disney’s Temporary Ride Closures Staged to Thin Crowds?
Although I wouldn’t call myself an extreme thinker, I have been known to entertain conspiracy theories from time to time, and today, I wanted to rip off a pixie-dusted Band-Aid: Yes, Disney ride closures happen. No, I don’t buy that it’s always random. There, I’ve said it! I’ve thought about this for years, and a … Are Disney’s Temporary Ride Closures Staged to Thin Crowds?
Presidents, Make Way for a More Relevant Audio-Animatronic
Like many of you, our love and respect for American history runs deep, though there is one argument that we have heard a few times that is a little difficult to refute. In a world where we all want to keep politics out of the Disney Parks, how did we end up with The Hall … Presidents, Make Way for a More Relevant Audio-Animatronic
